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09:00 am | Companies like Rapiscan want to (digitally) take your clothes off because it raises their stock prices, not the security of our airlines....
10:00 am | If you're looking to stir up trouble, here's a surefire plan: Mention the words porn and Bible...
March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
10:00 am | I'm a lesbian who wants to ask my ex-girlfriend's brother to be my sperm donor. Do you...
March 8 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
08:15 am | Who wouldn't want to get circumcised in a recliner with a remote control in one hand and...
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02:03 pm | Is sex addiction a legitimate disorder? Is it worthy of as much attention as, say, schizophrenia? Sex...
March 5 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »Fabolous — “Body Ya”
Wippenberg — “Pong”
Buju Banton — “Champion”
Throwback Thursday: Camron (feat. Mase) — “Horse and Carriage”
Young Money — “Roger That”
Chiddy Bang — “Opposite of Adults”
10:00 am | If you're looking to stir up trouble, here's a surefire plan: Mention the words porn and Bible in the same sentence....
March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »12:17 pm | Do you have a nice ass? Oh, I’m not asking for ME, of course. I’m not superficial like that. I just want someone with a warm heart and a nice personality. But the head honchos at American Apparel? They’re totally just after you for your derriere. See, they’re looking for a new butt model. But instead of...
January 29 2010 / Comments Off / Read More »09:00 am | Companies like Rapiscan want to (digitally) take your clothes off because it raises their stock prices, not the security of our airlines....
March 8 2010 / No comment / Read More »09:15 am | I prefer to think of my newly-boyfriendless situation less as "getting dumped" and more as "a fantastic excuse to sleep around."...
March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »09:15 am | I prefer to think of my newly-boyfriendless situation less as "getting dumped" and more as "a fantastic excuse to sleep around."...
March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »08:23 am | It is my duty as an American citizen and lover of gossip to mention the fact that Ewan McGregor's new movie, "I Love You Phillip Morris," includes a scene in...
February 18 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
12:11 pm | A city in Ontario, Canada has made a sex education video game for kids. The big surprise? It's not awful....
February 16 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »
01:46 pm | Hailey Glassman recently gave an interview about how she has started a charity to help needy children. No, she didn't. I'm totally...
February 12 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »
01:38 pm | I looked down and saw a text from my stripper friend. It read, “Let me play with u2nite." ...
January 20 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »
06:56 pm | While I was having sex with Florence, I was imagining some downright dirty stuff — things that if I wrote them down,...
December 28 2009 / 3 comments / Read More »03:44 pm | Now, if you haven’t had a threesome before, you need to believe me when I tell you that it's some pretty intense shit. And for that reason there should...
January 28 2010 / 10 comments / Read More »