Bette Q 09:15 am | I prefer to think of my newly-boyfriendless situation less as "getting dumped" and more as "a fantastic excuse to sleep around."...

March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Ali 02:03 pm | Is sex addiction a legitimate disorder? Is it worthy of as much attention as, say, schizophrenia? Sex Addicts Anonymous says it is. But a lot of real science-y people disagree Me? I don't...

March 5 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Bette Q 02:27 pm | Doesn't matter who you are. Doesn't matter how great the relationship is or how perfect the sex is. There is always a thing. That thing you desperately want your partner to do but...

March 4 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »

Ali 12:50 pm | I've got bad news for the sexual adventurers out there, especially those who are risk-averse: Snagging a shag at 30,000 feet is only getting more difficult as time goes on....

March 4 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Bette Q 12:27 pm | OK, so I guess I shouldn't have been shocked when I read that a woman by the name of Angie Jackson decided to live-tweet her abortion last week. After all, this is...

March 2 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Ali 03:31 pm | A recent Supreme Court ruling pretty much guarantees that our politicians will be down on their knees polishing corporate knob full-time. When it comes time for the money shot, though, guess who gets...

March 1 2010 / No comment / Read More »
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Homeland Security + Lobbying = Virtual Strip Searches »

Homeland Security + Lobbying = Virtual Strip SearchesAli 09:00 am | Companies like Rapiscan want to (digitally) take your clothes off because it raises their stock prices, not the security of our airlines....

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The Bible vs. Porn: Trading Epic Tales of Sexual Deviance for Smut »

The Bible vs. Porn: Trading Epic Tales of Sexual Deviance for Smut

Bette Q 10:00 am | If you're looking to stir up trouble, here's a surefire plan: Mention the words porn and Bible...

March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Days of Our Lesbian Lives »

Days of Our Lesbian Lives

Bette Q 10:00 am | I'm a lesbian who wants to ask my ex-girlfriend's brother to be my sperm donor. Do you...

March 8 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Penises, Uncut »

Penises, Uncut

Bette Q 08:15 am | Who wouldn't want to get circumcised in a recliner with a remote control in one hand and...

March 8 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Sex Addict Or Not? YOU (And I) Decide! »

Sex Addict Or Not? YOU (And I) Decide!

Ali 02:03 pm | Is sex addiction a legitimate disorder? Is it worthy of as much attention as, say, schizophrenia? Sex...

March 5 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

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The Bible vs. Porn: Trading Epic Tales of Sexual Deviance for Smut »

Bette Q 10:00 am | If you're looking to stir up trouble, here's a surefire plan: Mention the words porn and Bible in the same sentence....

March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
The Bible vs. Porn: Trading Epic Tales of Sexual Deviance for Smut

Who’s The Real Ass? »

Bette Q 12:17 pm | Do you have a nice ass? Oh, I’m not asking for ME, of course.  I’m not superficial like that.  I just want someone with a warm heart and a nice personality.  But the head honchos at American Apparel?  They’re totally just after you for your derriere. See, they’re looking for a new butt model.  But instead of...

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Who’s The Real Ass?

Homeland Security + Lobbying = Virtual Strip Searches »

Ali 09:00 am | Companies like Rapiscan want to (digitally) take your clothes off because it raises their stock prices, not the security of our airlines....

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Homeland Security + Lobbying = Virtual Strip Searches

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do–Or Is It? »

Bette Q 09:15 am | I prefer to think of my newly-boyfriendless situation less as "getting dumped" and more as "a fantastic excuse to sleep around."...

March 9 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do–Or Is It?

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do–Or Is It? »

Bette Q 09:15 am | I prefer to think of my newly-boyfriendless situation less as "getting dumped" and more as "a fantastic excuse to sleep around."...

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do–Or Is It?

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Ewan McGregor — Full Frontal

Ewan McGregor — Full Frontal »

Bette Q 08:23 am | It is my duty as an American citizen and lover of gossip to mention the fact that Ewan McGregor's new movie, "I Love You Phillip Morris," includes a scene in...

February 18 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Captain Condom And The Chamber Of Secrets »

Captain Condom And The Chamber Of Secrets

Bette Q 12:11 pm | A city in Ontario, Canada has made a sex education video game for kids. The big surprise? It's not awful....

February 16 2010 / 3 comments / Read More »

Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin Is “Hung Like A Nine-Year-Old Boy” »

Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin Is “Hung Like A Nine-Year-Old Boy”

Bette Q 01:46 pm | Hailey Glassman recently gave an interview about how she has started a charity to help needy children. No, she didn't. I'm totally...

February 12 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »

Adventures of Blue Steele...

Goin’ Out On Top »

Goin’ Out On Top

Sexification 01:38 pm | I looked down and saw a text from my stripper friend. It read, “Let me play with u2nite." ...

January 20 2010 / 4 comments / Read More »

Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Ride »

Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Ride

Sexification 06:56 pm | While I was having sex with Florence, I was imagining some downright dirty stuff — things that if I wrote them down,...

December 28 2009 / 3 comments / Read More »
Sober Sex? What’s That?

Sober Sex? What’s That? »

Sexification 03:44 pm | Now, if you haven’t had a threesome before, you need to believe me when I tell you that it's some pretty intense shit. And for that reason there should...

January 28 2010 / 10 comments / Read More »

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